los and faun

what kind of person gets lost in a mall she first time visited because she was too carried away and greed with her buyings, and did not even notice the missing person announcement made for her, and was not even worried whether she will be found by her family or not as long as she can grab all the things she wants, and was only found 3 hours later by her dad? and I'm talking about getting lost in Manchester, baby. not KL. a first timer is lost.

ME. A REAL SHOPAHOLIC.

surprisingly, abah did not scold me (usually he will because I always get lost in the malls) for making everyone worried sick and waited for me. instead he said, "wow, pandai kakak cari barang". and handed me the cash. hahaha. sayang abah!

abah's little girl is a real shopaholic who always ends up getting lost in her shopping heaven and little girl's abah seems to be okay with that ;)

funny catfight!

superrrr comel and hillarious! :))

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Reasons why I have not been able to blog frequently lately:

1. I have no idea what to blog about

2. Whenever I online, I will either be busy taking care of my pets/mafia/whatsoever applications I have on facebook, or blogshop browsing, or simply, chatting date with the one.

3. I think I have lost my ability to write proper sentences due lack of practices.

4. I think nobody is even reading my blog.

5. I think my recent post (of boobs and balls) is a piece of ____. It's embarrassing.

6. I am still finding that one topic for me to babble about here.

7. I twit.

8. I think twitting is easier. I don't have to write one long post, but just a few straightforward sentences.

9. I am too busy searching for new recipes online.

10. I am too busy watching AFC (thank God for that channel!)

11. Whenever I logged on my blogger account, I will tend to browse the blogshops listed at the side of my blog and I will point out this shoes, or that dress and ended up feeling depressed as I know I won't be able to fit in those cute dresses and blouses. I am not a UK10 person. SOBS

12. I don't blog, but I still read on other's blogs. I wish my mind/writing is as interesting and creative as some of them.

13. I can't multi task.

14. I tried to text and chat and pet my pet and read blogs at the same time, but I can't. I wish I can.

15. I just dropped my laptop last week. now I am staring at this one big and annoying scratch at the monitor and each time I on my laptop and looked at it, I feel mad, guilty and stupid.

16. I am just too busy for nothing, pffft.

17. I am lazy. yes, I admit that.

18. I am mad at myself. I only wrote ONE post last month! what an 'achievement'.

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and reason no 19, I think this post is also a piece of crap. I should knock my head and start figuring out how to get my passion to write and blog again. (please do, Surayya!)

it's 5.09am. I really really should fix my sleeping hours. night/morning! ;)

of boobs and balls

what's with guys and their lame balls joke?

I seriously don't get it. and I don't even find it amusing at all. okay, fine. you have balls. everybody knows that. you don't even have to show them to us, we are aware of them.

I find it difficult to use these words in my daily conversation. 97% of the time, the guys will misinterpret or make fun of me.

• balls
• telur
• panjang
• birds
• peanut
• besar

I don't have the slightest intention or interest on your balls, gentlemen. save and keep them nicely for your ladies. you don't have to go around and promoting your balls. honestly, it is very nauseating.

girls have boobs, but we don't go everywhere promoting them. duhh~

daddy dearest

three different situations and abah as the main character.


1) baju raya hanging at the left and right side of the back seats. I hid behind the clothes on the left. on the way back to Nogori, we stopped for prayers at one of the R&R. I quickly entered the car and remained silent once I was done. I didn't wait for the others.

when everyone was done, abah thought I was missing.

abah: where's fatin?
fatin: I'm here
abah: where?
fatin: here. behind these clothes (without showing my face to him)
abah: I can't see you
fatin: (with the caaak! expression, I showed my face to him) I'm here, bah.
abah: okay then.


2) watching TV on first raya. since there's no astro, I had to sacrify my CSI and watched a lame Malay drama instead.

fatin: heeeesh. apa lah perempuan ni, asyik menangis je dari tadi. tak ada lah ekspresi lain. nak setengah jam muka dia macam tuu juga
abah: (dengan selamba dan muka tak berperasaan) dah dia kena bayar untuk menangis. producer yang suruh dia menangis. bukan dia yang nak pun


3) I was alone in the room, singing to some songs when abah entered the room to take his stuffs. he stopped at the door on his way out and said, "sedap suara akak nyanyi. tapi kalau tak nyanyi lagi sedap kot." and grinned cheekily.



you win, dad.

another short raya

this year's raya would be the third raya that has to be sacrificed due to exams

2007 - adik had her SPM

2008 - abil had her PMR

2009 - I will be having my finals right after raya break! oh noesss

shorter raya means lesser duit raya. sigh.

selamat hari raya Aidilfitri to all my beloved family, friends and blog readers. may this Syawal brings us happiness and joy, especially to those unfortunate people. insyaAllah

take care and have an enjoyable Eid! :)

surayya lah!

can't they spell my name correctly?

it is surayya. with two Y's.

"Nama saya ada dua Y." sometimes I have to mention that to whoever writing down my name

but the outcome will still be Surraya, Suraya, Surrayya, Sueraya, Sueraya, Suerraya, Suerayya, Surayaa, Soraya. the list goes on and the person will nonchalantly said, "Ala bolehlah tu."

I am Surayya. please spell that correctly. abah said, in jawi, it is spelled ya alif with sabduu. so it is pronounced as surayyyyya. not suraya

annoyed.annoyed.annoyed sabar

I'm amused though, because somehow they know that I have a double letter in my name, but they can't figure either it's the R or the Y :)